nicknames/mottos (a more truthful version): countries
I’m just reblogging for “The land that is teased by the USA but is actually better than them.”
Louise Brealey + her love for Jane Eyre. Thanks to What's On Stage
Supernatural season 9 gag reel
Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite.
Screw this world.
If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism
Whoever wrote this needs to be punched. A lot.
Oh no 27. I’m 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world.
#that article is awful #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn
I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.
Most people get cellulite and stretch marks around 15. Literally because Puberty.
She looks hot, okay? Besides, maybe he’s just attracted to her personality GASP
A friend of mine was telling me about a conversation that she had with her boyfriend. It went something like this:
"BF: Would you be upset if I left you for Scarlett Johansson?"
"My Friend: *looks BF dead in the eye* I would leave YOUfor Scarlett Johansson.”
And you know what….I agree 100000%.It is an indisputable scientific fact that 99.999999% of the world population would leave their significant other for Scarlett Johansson. The sole exception to this is Scarlett Johansson, who, of course, already has herself.
HEIGHT DIFFERENCE KINK GOING STRONG
i’m still so hung up on that jim issue i am a sif/jane trashbaby supreme
“I won’t make a bucket list because I’m so afraid that I’ll die and then people will find my bucket list and be, like, “Oh, she didn’t get to do that.”
"The Avengers are about giving you a chance to start over. You just have to decide what you want that start to be. You make your own choices. Create your own path. You come up with a vision of what you aspire to…and then you work to make it happen."— Janet van Dyne